Find a place to put it; unpack it; drink a beer; spend a couple minutes looking over the instructions; set it up; take it apart because I put it together wrong; have another beer; put it together again; have another beer; try it out; injure myself because I used it while intoxicated; never use it again; take it apart so I can move it to my new house; start over at the first step.

As for the windshield wiper on the tram – I wonder if they do it because it’s stylish. I also wonder if they had to pay more money to add the windshield wiper. I’ve never been on a tram before, but it would be cool if you could drive it manually wherever you wanted, in which case the wipers might come in handy in case you hit a fire hydrant.